Work makes it tough for me to have the time to write thoughtful, supremely absurd blog entries, and for that I apologize. But in the meantime, here are some fun facts:
- I deactivated my Facebook because I was tired of having Indonesian gay men add me.
- That’s really about it.
Well, that’s not true. I recently had an older e-mail account hacked, and it’s been sending my current account great ways to stay home and make money online. (I keep accidentally deleting the messages though, shoot!) Anyway, I looked in that hacked e-mail account, and found out that it has been sending all sorts of messages to people.
One in particular stood out:
fromMichael Vattuone firstname.lastname@example.org
“RON PAUL/ LAROUCHE 08
EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO SMOKE WEED AND LOWER TAXES MANNNNNN
THATS HOW YOU GET THE MIDDLE WEST TO CHILL OUT MOTA DUDES MOTA
GOD BLESS YOU I AM A MOTHER OF THREE AND I WORK AT A DENNY’S OFF THE
FREEWAY GOD BLESS YOU AND AMERICA AND THE MIDDLE EASTERN REGOIN
EXCUSE MY SPELLING I AM ILLITIRITE
-LAVONNE JACKSON AGE 16 I LOVE UR SHOW”
The e-mail makes me proud to be an American. It’s like, somebody knew exactly how I felt about the government and thought, “Gee, Mike sure is busy. I’m going to do him a favor and get his name out there in the local news circuit. You could call me his personal brander”
I love ur show too, Lavonne. You were always the prettiest Golden Girl.
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